The number of inches you leave my door open is the number of inches the depth of my knife will be in your chest
how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active
I’m still not socially active
I’m not even active
im not even
HARLEM SHAKE OMG YAAAAASSSSS GRANDMA!!!!!
can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa
i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar
Happy Chinese New Year!