peanutsareforpussies:

meghai:

seize-the-ass:

a-really-funny-girl-just:

edsheewalkedd:

firstadream:

eat-sleep-procrastinate:

allwaswellindistrict12:

I am British I whisper as I purposely spell words with U’s.

I AM AMERICAN I SHOUT AS I DEEP FRY MY FREEDOM.

I am Canadian I say politely as I ride off on my polar bear

canada cant even figure out how to use the text brush to write, they have to handwrite it.

handwritten like the signatures on all our equal marriage certificates

canada wins

marypoppinthatpussy:

The number of inches you leave my door open is the number of inches the depth of my knife will be in your chest

br000t:

se4h4ven:

toxic-ponies:

how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active

I’m still not socially active 

I’m not even active

im not even

oi-dancing-boy:

comickit:

jengablocktetris:

if you ship two professors is it a scholarship?

get out

#he wants the phd

niknak79:

That is just pure evil

sclez:

sweetbuttandhellabooty:

can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa

i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar

madeggascar

Happy Chinese New Year!